Total Medals Earned: 193 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,680 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Get hit on the head by a falling block.
Complete all levels.
Complete all levels under 240 seconds.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (85/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)