Total Medals Earned: 193 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,680 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Reach 1000 Style points
Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/90 points)
Beated level 1!
Beated level 2!
Beated level 3!
Beated level 4!
Beated level 5!
Beated level 6!
Beated level 7!
Beated level 8!
Beated level 9!
Beated level 10!
Medals Earned: 1/41 (25/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
I hate it when this happens
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
Fail the simulation.
Establish a new best time.